I have made christchurch have a earthquake last year I almost went to prison but I flew into space and stayed for the night. I saw neil armstrong put the american flag down into the moon in slow motion. The next day I came down from space and belly flopped into baroco bamers pool.
Then mrs bamer came out and chased me down the road with her two german shepherds. Then aaachoo sorry I should really finish the story then I sneezed and made a tsunami in china and lots of people were saved and some went on with their lives and some will died. Then I sneezed home and raced usain bolt and won the 100 meter sprint and made a new world record of 4.09 seconds.
