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Showing posts with label the evil cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the evil cat. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2012

The evil cat

Something brushed up against my foot and my surprise turned to horror as I looked down and saw a ugly banana. The banana was rotten and ugly ‘I said eminem rap him away’ but he was scared of the rotten banana. So I got a hammer and smashed the banana. It looked like chris brown stuff coming out of the banana it was disgusting and horrible. Then some other thing came up it was a cute kitten. I started patting it and then it turned all evil and weird on me so I told uncle nutcase I thought he would of run it over but he screamed like a little girl and climbed a tree and cried. Then he said ‘what is that thing’ and I said ‘it is a evil cat’

Then the cat scratched my face and I run and then the kitten got hit by a car and it turned into a robot cat it run as fast as the speed of light. Then I found a bat and said batter up then the G.I police came and arrested me for being a animal abuse and I said but that is not a cat it is a robot. Then I went home and the police man slapped my head and then I punched his face and then he cried.

Then I said why are you crying and then he said that is why I looked at the back of him and there was that same cat it clued in to his shoes and ripped them apart and the policeman had a diseased foot and then the cat done a furball I turned sick and squid on it two times and then it exploded into a million pieces and then I said ’it is finally
gone’ Then it comes back to life and I go ‘come on really I just killed you go to your grave just pretend you are died ok’

Then I said please just go away i'm not going to prison just leave.You now those sad movies how they look down and cry well this is it what I just said to that cat made it sad and cry so I went back to it and hissed at me and run away. The next morning I saw the cat getting taken to the pound so I run as fast as I can to catch it but the van was too fast. So I saw neo’s mum go past I asked her for a ride to the pound. I was at the pound and I thanked her and gave her 20$. Then I went inside and saved it said thank you and faded away.

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